"Me Before Coffee" Zombie Dude Sweatshirt
Me before coffee: barely standing, slightly haunted, and not to be trusted with important decisions. This zombie dude sweatshirt is part of our "Me Before Coffee" collection — made for anyone running on caffeine and dark humor.
Soft, warm, and built for the kind of morning where functioning like a normal human feels like a stretch.
Perfect for:
- Coffee lovers who appreciate a little dark humor
- A gift for the most tired person you know (we don't judge)
- Cozy mornings, cold commutes, or anytime caffeine withdrawal hits
- Material: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Relaxed, comfortable fit
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz) — warm without being bulky
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
Pairs perfectly with our other "Me Before Coffee" designs for the full set.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Caffeinated Creations
- Email: contact@support.caffeinatedcreations.net
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Me Before Coffee" Zombie Dude Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|
