"Coffee, Because Brains Alone Can't Do It" Zombie Sweatshirt | Funny Coffee Lover Gift
Stay warm and caffeinated with this "Coffee, Because Brains Alone Can't Do It" zombie sweatshirt. Featuring a cute, cozy cartoon zombie girl clutching her life-saving cup of coffee, this design is for anyone running on caffeine, dark humor, and pure willpower.
Soft, warm, and durable — perfect for anyone who's ever needed coffee just to function like a semi-normal human being.
Perfect for:
- Coffee lovers who appreciate a little dark humor
- A gift for the most tired person you know (we don't judge)
- Cozy nights, early mornings, or anytime caffeine withdrawal hits
- Material: Gildan Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Relaxed, comfortable fit
- Available in multiple sizes
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Caffeinated Creations
- Email: contact@support.caffeinatedcreations.net
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Coffee, Because Brains Alone Can't Do It" Zombie Sweatshirt | Funny Coffee Lover Gift Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|